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  Was I the most fanatic Witness or can you beat this??

  by Witness 007 in

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  at 18 after the quick build at our hall i gave up on a career {except window/toilet cleaning} and became a rabid pioneer/servant who, get this...made a plastic sleeve necklace so i could put my blood card in it!!!

  i had one in my wallet and one hanging on my neck.. can anyone beat that?

  fast forward to 2001 when fractions became a "conscience matter..." i remember shaking my head during that watchtower study...i destroyed my blood cards and asked my doctor to put me down as "no religion.

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  I used to get questioned at the pool or gym....what medical card is that?

  I was such a loser, I wish I could build a time traveling car go back 20 years and kick my own ass!
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  I used to be a JW! Shocking, I know

  by NewChapter in

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  it's true.

  i used to be a jw.

  i was duped.

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  Witness 007

  Feel better now?
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  "Tower Heist" the worst most lame heist movie ever....made by Morons!

  by Witness 007 in

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  ben stiller and eddie murphy....should be funny?

  not one funny line just stupid banter.

  so they try to steal a solid gold car which they move around the building like it's made of paper.

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  Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy....should be funny? Not one funny line just stupid banter. So they try to steal a solid gold car which they move around the building like it's made of paper. SPOILER ALERT ...In the end they hide it in the swimming pool under the heat blanket....yeah the FBI would be that dumb. It was just a dumb movie.

  A real heist movie is "The Heist" with Gene Hackman. 10/10.
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  Here is a pic of Stephen Lett and his wife.

  by Iamallcool in

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  And yes he gives talks like somebody who Over-dosed on his Medication.
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  Here is a pic of Stephen Lett and his wife.

  by Iamallcool in

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  Witness 007

  He's thinking "Great! Another idiot publisher wants a creature worship photo.....they are so lame."
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  Please someone, explain scientifically how an omnipotent,omniscience,omnipresent,almighty GOD came from nothing

  by smiddy in

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  only scientific responses needed smiddy

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  God was just there......like forever.....like ummm........he was with no beggining....ummm ....damn I should have gone to College instead of Window Cleaning!!!
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  New DVD "Become Jehovah's Friend"

  by treadnh2o in

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  2. bible

  hey peeps,.

  it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.

  they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.

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  Witness 007

  Teach them to trust creepy old dudes with no kids........
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  I love this site , I really do

  by smiddy in

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  where else can ex jw`s, current jw`s, lurkers,and anybody else who for one reason or another comes to this forum to put forward a question ,seek an answer , debate a point ,or just stir the pot ?

  and is not somehow going to go away much the wiser ?

  the serious topics are equivalent to a univerity education often with references that are priceless.the debates about god or no god are priceless too.and of course their are many humourous sides to many of the posts ,some cases taking the mickey out of our serious questions,all in good humour.

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  Yeah well this site "tolerates" you Smiddy......
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  Could some of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society, and Jehovah’s Witnesses “Governing Body” be suffering from Schizophrenia?

  by Balaamsass in

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  could some of the watchtower bible and tract society, and jehovahs witnesses governing body be suffering from schizophrenia?.

  does it strike you as odd that millions of jehovahs witnesses and the multi-billion dollar watchtower bible and tract society might be directed by men who received a special calling by god as teenagers in the 70s?.

  in light of the fact that 99% of jehovahs witnesses accepted the accepted watchtower doctrine that the 144,000 were sealed in 1935, those that suddenly began partaking in later years, (especially untested youth) were frequently met with raised eyebrows and thought of as possibly mentally diseased in times past.. could there be an explanation?

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  Good point.....imagine them as young Pioneers partaking.....people wisphering, "he thinks he's anointed!!!" Imagine the NEXT generation of Governing body members in their 40's - 50's where will they come from?
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  Does this make you feel small?

  by still thinking in

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  Witness 007

  I can't understand anything bigger then my backyard.